Amateur Porn

29 03 2008

I’ve been disappointed with comedy films lately. I think it’s because I work with teenagers, and most comedies (i.e. Super Bad, Borat, Blades of Glory, every parody released in the last ten years) market to everything inherently annoying in teenagers. I get the reality of it at work; why do I want to see it played to the utmost extreme on film? It just gets stupid.

I was surprised by a movie called The Amateurs recently. It’s about a guy (Jeff Bridges) down on his luck who decides to talk his small town into making an amateur porn movie. This seems to invite the opportunity to be another comedy with every joke trying to out do the last in grossness and immaturity. However, the film is nothing like that.

The subject matter is porn, but what makes it funny is how they talk about it. Yes, someone actually took the time to write a decent and intelligent comedy script. I don’t want to spoil the movie for you, but you will not see a lot of ridiculously grotesque situations. You will hear lines like “For half a dozen guys unloading on you so you look like a melted candle today we will gladly pay you on Tuesday. I don’t know who’s gonna go for that one…,” “proper porno penis,” “two girls yodeling each other on the top of a speeding train,” “visiting her back porch,” and as they review the script of their movie, “Interior office day; Boris gives it to Bianka in the butt, as she defuses the bomb.”

Maybe, I’m getting old, but that’s funny stuff.

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Indiana Jones

28 03 2008

I was eight years old when Raiders of the Lost Ark came out.  My mom, my aunt, and I went to a Chinese buffett before the movie.  I think I ate like seven egg rolls, which were my favorite at the time.

I remember sitting near the front in the theater and grabbing their legs when the boulder was chasing Indy. When the Nazis opened the Ark, I slid to the floor.  The face melting scene was too much.  Images from that film and Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom are forever etched in my cultural consciousness.  Sad, I know.

With the fourth movie coming out soon, they’ve made Topps trading cards with some classic characters.  Check them out.

http://patrickschoenmaker.blogspot.com/2008/03/topps-indiana-jones-heritage-sketch.html